This just tickled my funny bone to no end, which is good considering the crushing rejections that came my way this week in the agent hunt and the anti-spring snowstorms blowing through the last few days.
If you have vampires on the brain (and who doesn't after the DVD of "Twilight" just came out?) then here's a must read: "Why Vampires Would Have a Population Problem."
My favorite line: "I think a more plausible explanation is the tendency for vampires to involve themselves in doomed love affairs with slightly dotty young women, causing them to spend centuries mooning around in crypts not getting much done."
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!