Au Revoir, Monsier Printer

Does this look a little like the most retarded printer on earth thrown against the wall, where it lies abandoned?

Why, yes. It does.

And does this look like a snazzy laser printer sitting smugly in the spot the abandoned ink jet used to occupy?

Why, yes. It does.

And if the laser printer knows what's good for it, it will never try to print in all green or only in French, or it'll follow in the other printer's footsteps. That's a promise! (Although it weighs considerably more than the ink jet, so I doubt I can chuck it as far.)

Note: We are blissfully free of printer problems now! Hooray!